Now and then, it’s good to show your appreciation for those unsung heroes who work so hard to accomplish so much and never expect anything in return. Yes, I’m talking…cats. After all, without Mimsy, think of the endless hours I would squander in pointless, undirected activity, rather than the focused and meaningful filling of food and water bowls, the cleaning of kitty commodes, the dragging of pieces of string across the floor. In recognition of these and many other sacrifices she has made in consenting to improve my unworthy existence–The Throne of Queen Mimsy!
…and in an utterly unexpected move, the offering was accepted!
